who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
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last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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