we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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