508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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