You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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Oh Jesus.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I need to wash the frat house off of me
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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