i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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