So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
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No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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