Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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