Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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