Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
