Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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