hell yes lets make some ravioli
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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