Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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