and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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