my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
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Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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