it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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