On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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