party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Randomize
