Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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