I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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