They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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