oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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