carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
We have started to decorate penises.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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