her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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