Where is the hickey?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
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