we're chasing vodka with high fives
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.