Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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