I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
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It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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