Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Let's get the cat blown out
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Randomize
