fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
you inspire me to be a worse person
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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