All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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