you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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