Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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