Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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