is your mom at the bar?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
