Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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