If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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