i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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