I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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