Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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