Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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