U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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