connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
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Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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