Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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