Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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