If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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