Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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