look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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