Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
if only i could text you this smell
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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