So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
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Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
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did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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