I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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