Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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