so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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