Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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