But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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