The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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