This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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